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I came out of confession one day
I went over to the altar and began to pray
I was in the middle of asking forgiveness for my sins
When suddenly the door opened and she walked in
I saw her standing there
That's when I knew
I was in love with the nun
with the demon tattoo
I went up to her and started talking
The next thing I knew we were walking
Our hearts were filled with love and passion
As I stared into her eyes I lost all ration
I saw her standing there
That's when I knew
I was in love with the nun
with the demon tattoo
We're just two lost souls and we're so misunderstood
In this crazy mixed up world, It's just no good
I know we'll never be excepted
I know we'll always be rejected
I think it's time to take a long trip
We'll escape to another world aboard my space ship
I saw her standing there
That's when I knew
I was in love with the nun
with the demon tattoo
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They're revving up their bikes tonight
Gonna find somebody to claw and bite
The moon is full and they're on the prowl
They throw their voices when they howl
They're breaking through the cemetery gate
Gonna hit the road they just can't wait
They ride in packs they're out to kill
If they don't get you their dummies will
Mutant Werewolf Ventriloquist Bikers from Beyond the Grave
Dragging victims to the depths of hell where they were spawned
Those Mutant Werewolf Ventriloquist Bikers just refuse to behave
Mutant Werewolf Ventriloquist Bikers from Beyond
It all started long ago
This supernatural puppet show
Driven by a demonic force
They also offer a correspondence course
You can hear them coming from miles and miles away
the hills and valleys echo with blood-curdling screams
As they mutilate and dismember unsuspecting motorists but it's okay
After all, they're only pursuing their dreams
There are so many things about them that we may never know
What are their views on abortion
Do they like to water ski
One thing is for sure
As lycanthropic vaudevillian motorcycle gangs go
They're the meanest and nastiest you'll ever see
So you went to school and got a degree
In cryptozoology
Well listen up Mr. smarty pants
Stay out of their way don't take a chance
Mutant Werewolf Ventriloquist Bikers from Beyond the Grave
Terrorizing innocent victims till the break of dawn
Mutant werewolf Ventriloquist Bikers just refuse to shave
Mutant Werewolf Ventriloquist Bikers from Beyond
When you plan your next road trip
Be sure to follow these travel tips
Bring a first aid kit along with you
GPS and silver bullets too
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Hard to believe it’s true
I don’t know what to do
I got my blowup doll pregnant one night
I don’t know what to think
The test strip was turning pink
I got my blowup doll pregnant one night
What have I done I’m not sure what’s growing inside her womb
Me and my doll got some weird looks in the Planned Parenthood waiting room
The lights were dim the shades were drawn
I put romantic music on
I got my blowup doll pregnant one night
Labor’s starting now it’s time
For this unnatural crime
I got my blowup doll pregnant one night
Now there’s an angry mob with torches and they want our baby dead
I don’t remember this being covered in any of the parenting books I read
Now we’re a family
We’ll go down in history
I got my blowup doll pregnant one night
Hop in the car we’re set to go
To the family portrait studio
I got my blow up doll pregnant one night
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Them
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They're gonna rape you
They're gonna rape you
Every time one dies ten more are born
They're not gonna not rape you
They're gonna rape you
They're gonna rape you
They're gonna rape you
They're gonna kill you
They're gonna kill you
Mutilation is a beautiful thing
They're not gonna not kill you
They're gonna kill you
They're gonna kill you
They're gonna kill you
They're gonna fuck you
They're gonna fuck you
Their pelvis thrusting towards your dead body
They're not gonna not fuck you
They're gonna fuck you
They're gonna fuck you
They're gonna fuck you
They're gonna rape you
They're gonna rape you
They're gonna rape you
They're gonna kill you
They're gonna kill you
They're gonna kill you
They're gonna fuck you
They're gonna fuck you
They're gonna fuck you
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Since I met her I’ve been
Walking on air
Sunshine and rainbows
Are everywhere
My heart’s in a whirl
I’m in love with the girl
Tied up in my basement
There’s no sunset as breathtaking
No candy as sweet
Whenever I think of her
My heart skips a beat
Not a thing in this world
Can compare with the girl
Tied up in my basement
When you’ve got a soundproofed dungeon
Who needs lover’s lane
F.B.I. profilers
Probably think I’m insane
Say what you will
I’m crazy about that girl
Tied up in my basement
Well she might be reluctant
But one day
She’ll be my bride
Consent is overrated anyway
She’s got a sparkle that’s
Hard to resist
The prettiest girl on the
Missing persons list
My heart be still
How I love the girl
Tied up in my basement
Darling
I’ll never forget the day we met
I had just bought a thirty-gallon bottle of chloroform at Costco
and was driving past the park in my van
I knew the moment I laid eyes on you
that it was true love
Oh girl tied up in my basement
You’re the only one for me
I dream of her and me hand in hand
Frolicking through gumdrop trees
In a magical lollypop land
Chocolates and flowers on
Valentine’s Day
A chain and a dog collar
So she can’t get away
There’s no other thrill
Quite like the girl
Tied up in my basement
Oh the girl tied up in my basement
Yeah the girl tied up in my basement
Girl tied up in my basement
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